Pickup Liners
Of all the poets, prophets, philosophers and kings who have commented on the greatest and least understood of human emotions, only ‘80s chanteuse Pat Benatar seems to have gotten it right: Love is a battlefield. A complex cardiac jousting match of ups and downs, lefts and rights, yes’s and no’s, could be’s and maybe’s. A night that begins with the most hackneyed of pick-up lines might blossom into the most intimate of sexting sessions . . . Oh, we jest, love does spring eternal, and even with all the highs and lows, it’s still a pretty amazing thing, especially on a day such as that of St. Valentine. So why not celebrate with a pair of pants made just for the occasion? Why not let love blossom anew on your big V-Day date, in a sexy pair of our Pickup Liners.
The Bonobos Pickup Liners are 100% cotton washed chinos in a special shade of Valentine’s red. Peek inside, and you’ll find a liner replete with pick-up lines and break-up lines specially chosen by our own Bonobos Ninjas to aid you in your time of emotional need. What, you want more help? Well, the Pickup Liners have the same magic in the seat you’ve come to expect from our trousers . . . when all else fails, show them what you’re working with.
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